“Comfortable One Person Couch”
I believe, in simpler terms, we might call this a “chair”. And yet, if we want to go there, it is indeed a one person couch. Why does the person who posted this ad call it a one person couch instead of a chair? Top 10 possible reasons:
10. Used to have drop leafs and seat 4, but leafs have been lost.
9. Won the coin flip against “Loveseat for the Lithe”.
8. TOO many margaritas.
7. Delusions of grandeur.
6. Vocabulistic OCD.
4. National Euphemism Month.
1. The mother. It’s always the mother.