The post title is “Moving Giveaway”. I respect this effort to put a happy twist on an effort to get rid of a bunch of junk. I also think I detect a bluntness I might enjoy a beer with once in a while: “Transportation is on you.” (Say this with a Billy Crystal voice and you’ll get what I mean.)
If you look closely you can see that in addition to a bunch of empty bottles of Jack Daniels, you are also getting a few nice Lord of the Rings figurines.
Man, this couch has lived!